Double Khaoya Daoya

Ogo shuncho, hyaa, ami tomakei bolchi. Boli, ajke baṭi chochchori baniyecho to? Baṭi chochchorir jonyoi aar ekbar tomay biye karte pari.

Hyaa baniẏechi go baniẏechi..Jani na abar. Baṭi cochchori na hole tomar to janmodiner khabar mukhe ruchbe na..Haṛ-mas to sara jībon jaliye khele..

Ki oi vegetable tele naki?

Na go, baba na. ekdam kacchi ghani sarser tele kaachalaṅka chiṛe phoṛan diẏe besh koshiẏe re̐dhechi. Tomar je rakom pachanda.. Khusi?

Bah besh besh..aar alu posto?

Ta'o haẏeche. Tomar aar ajker dine sadh apūrṇo thake keno? Alu kha'oẏa tomar mana. Ta'o banalam..Lobher mathaẏ ek baṭi kheẏe boso na..

Uff, jome jabe ajker kha'oẏaṭa. Bhabte'i parchi na..aar chanar paẏes?

se aar bolte? Chanar paẏes to tomar barabor'i hot favorite..se'i ekush bachor baẏos theke nei ne kore aaj hoẏe gelo churasi. Kono janmodine chanar paẏes paoni, emanṭa hoẏeche? aar aaj to tomar sudhu janmodin noy du-duṭo special occasion. Ta'i chanar paẏes na kore upaẏ ki balo?

Aha oi ekti pod tumi maẏer theke'o bhalo raadho..se'i amar 28 bachar baẏos theke kheẏe aschi. Tabe ajkal teman swaad hoẏ na. Na, na tomar dosh noẏ..sugar-free diẏe chanar paẏes jeno raẏta deoẏa phuchka..

Tumi bapu buṛo bham hoẏe gele. Ta'o nolaṭa ekṭu'o kamlo na. Baccha cheler mato abdar karcho..Jakge jak....aaj besh kore chini diẏe'i tomar pasand mafik paẏes baniẏechi, bujhlen Mister hyangla?

Uff, jibhe jol ese jacche. Chonchone khideṭa'o pacche. Kintu tumi buṛo bham kake balcho hyaa..Gelo sombar parjonto ami du byag bharti bajar niẏe asini?

seṭa kono kr̥ititwer kam'mo noẏ..Paritosh ḍaktar hajar bar baroṇ koreche ato bhari byag bo'ite..

Prati rabibar piklu babuke cycle-e kore ghuriẏe niẏe asina? Tarpar amader bagane or sathe jhaṛa 10 over-er cricket kheli..o choṭo bole or duṭo out-e out hoẏ aar ami oke jetate icche kore out hoẏe jai..sudhu or khusi mukhe “dadu tumi here gecho, here gecho” shonar jan'yo…

humm, bishal bahadurir kaaj karo. e'i baẏose ato douṛjhaap bhalo? accha tumi kon akkele pikluke kaadhe tule gach theke batabi lebuṭa paṛte gele balo to? Jadi poṛe giẏe hat pa bhaṅgte, tahole ki hoto hyaa? se'i to e'i sharmake'i seba shushrusha korte hoto naki?

are ki karbo? Jano to or abdarer kache ami chirokal'i asohaẏ..or mukher khusir jhalakaniṭa dekhar lobhṭa samlate parlam na. Baẏna karlo “dadu, batabi lebu paṛbo chalo na”. Ta'i gelam..anek chesṭa kore'o aakshi diẏe ḍalṭar nagal pelam na..Dadubha'i er mukhṭa choṭo hoẏe gelo. Ta'i bollam “dadu bha'i, tumi amar kaadhe choṛbe ar ami veer hanumaner mato ek laphabo. Tumi chot kore ḍalṭa dhore ṭene anbe niche. Tarpar amra batabi lebuṭa chiṛe niẏe tomar dim'make debo..Dim'ma bhalo kore nun, laṅkar guṛo diẏe mekhe freeze-e rekhe debe..amra sandhebela khabo..Keman idea, dadubha'i?

Khub moja hobe dadu..

Tahale bole da'o batabi lebur engreji aar sanskr̥ito nam ki..Ki sikhiẏechilam?

Dadu, engreji holo grapefruit ar sanskr̥ito haoo...mmm..Madhukarkaṭika.

“That’s my boy” bole oke kaadhe tule laphalam uchu ḍalṭa lokkho kore. Namar somoẏ ekṭu besamal hoẏe gelam. Ta'o dadubha'ike sabdhane kaadh theke namiẏe diẏechilam. Ṭhik ḍalṭa dharte pareni dadubha'i. Ta'i batabi lebuṭa...Buke khub jantroṇa hocchilo. Tomar mukhṭa mone poṛchilo. Dosh diner jan'yo biranabbaiṭa complete korte parlam na. Se jak. ”Janmile marite habe, amor ke kotha kobe”...Bidhan babur shunechi janmodin aar mr̥tiyu din ek'i dine. amar janmodin aar kajer dinṭa ekdine holo. se ek ja hok bhalo'i holo. Double kha'oẏa da'oẏa.